Showing posts with label Maria Shriver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Maria Shriver. Show all posts

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Arnold Redux

I want to apologize in advance if anybody finds this post to be shallow, superficial, or in any way sexist. With that disclaimer, let me begin my thoughts.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is not the first, nor will he be the last, man to ever get caught having an adulterous affair.  Originally, I would have been content with my post from a couple of days ago and would have been happy to let the whole issue pass without another comment.  However, as is often the case, there have been more revelations that have lead me to want to comment further.

More has been learned about the woman who worked in the Schwarzenegger household and gave birth to Arnold's love child.  Her name and photos have been released and have appeared on various outlets, the first of which I believe was TMZ.com.  It has been the release of those photos that have led me to post on the subject matter, and which led to my disclaimer above.

Maria Shriver is a beautiful woman.  The "other" woman is, to put it tactfully, not quite as beautiful.  Now, I realize that relationships are a very complicated thing, and there are a lot of variables involved, physical beauty being just one.  When Arnold had his dalliance and impregnated the other woman,  he and Maria must have been getting along, because she herself was pregnant by The Sperminator.  Below is a side by side look at the two of them.


In looking at the two women, it made me think WTF was Arnold thinking.  He has a beautiful woman at home who is also an extremely intelligent woman.  What more could a man ask for?  Why fuck it up with somebody that really doesn't hold a candle to Maria?

I just do not understand the way some men think, and I am one myself.  It made me think of another famous male celebrity who was in a relationship with one of the world's most beautiful women, and got caught with a prostitute.  Remember Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley?  As Jay Leno asked Grant, "What the HELL were you thinking?"  Which would you choose?
I am sure there are other examples that we could site, but I would leave with one more comparison.  In this particular case, while I do not condone the actions of Brad Pitt, I do somewhat understand it.  While it was totally wrong the way he treated Jennifer Aniston by cheating on her with Angelina Jolie, at least it was more than a casual affair as Jolie and Pitt continue in a relationship, and Jolie and Aniston are in the same ballpark.  Besides I like this picture.
I have heard it said that it takes one pint of blood to allow the brain to function and one pint of blood to allow the penis to function.  Unfortunately, it is the same pint of blood.  It seems that would be an accurate statement. 

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Arnold

Last week, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announced that they were separating after 25 years of marriage.  Sadly, this is not at all uncommon for famous couples, but at the time, it sounded like they were going to work out their differences.  Today, it was revealed that Arnold had an affair and a child with a staff member 10 years ago.

Well with that type of revelation, I can understand the reason behind the split.  I also would not expect any reconciliation any time soon.  I had already heard the news when I was getting ready to go to work this morning, but my wife called me at the office to tell me that Ah-nold was a pig.  I agreed with her that he was definitely a jerk.  He is quite fortunate that Maria didn't perform a Lorena Bobbitt on him.

After hearing the news about Ah-nold and his infidelity, it reminded me of this scene of The Terminator from the movie "Pumping Iron." More after the clip.


It is apparent from looking at the clip and recent photos of Arnold, that he doesn't spend us much time pumping iron as he did in his competitive bodybuilding and acting days.  That is to be somewhat expected as one ages and takes on other responsibilities.  Perhaps if he had spent more time in the gym that sensation of cumming from working out would have satisfied him enough to keep it in his pants.  Perhaps, but probably not.

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