Kitty Porn?

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What is that old saying? If you have an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters for an infinite amount of time, then eventually they could recreate the complete works of William Shakespeare. Something to that effect.

Well, if you believe that is a possibility, then I guess it is conceivable that the story of Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida could be believed. Griffin recently was arrested and charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after police found over 1000 images on his home computer.

Griffin claims that he was downloading music on his computer. He left the room and his cat jumped on the keyboard. When he returned, he found "strange things" on his computer. Apparently, Griffin is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I mean really, the cat jumped on the keyboard while you were downloading music? I know in America people are innocent until proven guilty, but he ought to do jail time for coming up with such a lame excuse.

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