That's Gotta Hurt

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Or how about four women?

A married man in Wisconsin was apparently not getting enough love at home. In need of a little extra curricular activity, he started looking for love in all the wrong places, or at least on CraigsList. Well, dude found at least two other women besides his better half to fool around with.

Unfortunately, the little missus found out about his, er, hobby. She also found out who the other ladies were. Rather than confront her sleazy hubby, she got in touch with the other women and they devised a plan to extract their pound of flesh, as it were.

One of the women lured the horny bastard to a hotel for what he thought would be a little bit of a kinky massage. He apparently agreed to be blindfolded and bound with sheer sheets for a rub down. Unfortunately for him, the woman was not alone and did not have massage oil for his happy ending. Nope, his wife and two other women were there and instead of oil, they had Krazy Glue.

Instead of getting a little (in the immortal words of the Greaseman) "blessed relief", he ended up getting his equipment super glued to his stomach. Hopefully the guy has learned is lesson. If not, one word of advice to the guy. It could have been worse. Does the name Lorena Bobbitt ring a bell?

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