According to the Book of Ecclesiastes:
I think that at one time or another, every guy has taken matters in his own hand, so to speak, and um, pleasured themselves. Any guy that says he never has, is probably fibbing. I would like to think that most guys would take care of that business in the appropriate setting such as the privacy of their own bedroom or maybe in the shower. Unfortunately, some guys do not always show such discretion.
Last night, I was checking out a number of different news sites looking for interesting news stories. I came across one on The Smoking Gun that caught my attention. On August 28th, police were called to the First United Methodist Church in Niceville, FL in response to a complaint that a 14 year old male had his penis outside of his pants and was allegedly spanking the monkey, as it were.
Due to the age of the alleged perpetrator, his name was removed from the police report. He apparently admitted to beating the bishop during the service because he was bored. He also admitted to doing it the previous week. Hopefully, the young man has learned his lesson and will take care of these things in the proper place, but it does give you something to think of the next time you are at church and greeting one another with a handshake.
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 NKJVTo paraphrase, there is a time and place for everything. This next story is neither the time nor the place.
To everything there is a season, A time for every purpose under heaven: A time to be born, And a time to die; A time to plant, And a time to pluck what is planted; A time to kill, And a time to heal; A time to break down, And a time to build up; A time to weep, And a time to laugh; A time to mourn, And a time to dance; A time to cast away stones, And a time to gather stones; A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing; A time to gain, And a time to lose; A time to keep, And a time to throw away; A time to tear, And a time to sew; A time to keep silence, And a time to speak; A time to love, And a time to hate; A time of war, And a time of peace.
I think that at one time or another, every guy has taken matters in his own hand, so to speak, and um, pleasured themselves. Any guy that says he never has, is probably fibbing. I would like to think that most guys would take care of that business in the appropriate setting such as the privacy of their own bedroom or maybe in the shower. Unfortunately, some guys do not always show such discretion.
Last night, I was checking out a number of different news sites looking for interesting news stories. I came across one on The Smoking Gun that caught my attention. On August 28th, police were called to the First United Methodist Church in Niceville, FL in response to a complaint that a 14 year old male had his penis outside of his pants and was allegedly spanking the monkey, as it were.
Due to the age of the alleged perpetrator, his name was removed from the police report. He apparently admitted to beating the bishop during the service because he was bored. He also admitted to doing it the previous week. Hopefully, the young man has learned his lesson and will take care of these things in the proper place, but it does give you something to think of the next time you are at church and greeting one another with a handshake.
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